he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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