whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Randomize
