Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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