hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Is Oprah even human
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I believe in your delicious
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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