our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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