Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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