I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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