People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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