Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's official drugs can't kill me
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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