that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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