if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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