oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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