I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize