I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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