i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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