Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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