Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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