I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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