I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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