absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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