I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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