Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I use my feet as sexual weapons
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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