I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
3pm strippers are depressing
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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