i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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