new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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