You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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