Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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