What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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