Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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