do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
