I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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