she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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