hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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