Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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