You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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