You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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