he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Welp...herpes.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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