and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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