the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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