Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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