yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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