10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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