Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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