That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Help. Why am I so naked?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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