i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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