chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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