shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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