i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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