And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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