yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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