Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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