i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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