So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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