I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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