Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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