I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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