I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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