Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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